Archive for the Puns category

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring this morning. I’m gonna be alright, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

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I thought about signing up for a class on astronomy, but then figured I’d just be taking up space.

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A recent study has found that when fish are in school they sometimes take debate.

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I like breakfast. A boiled egg in the morning is tough to beat.

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I wonder if President Obama takes Bo with him on overseas trips…you know, to meet foreign dognitaries.

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I just switched to a Bay Area dentist. I hope I didn’t hurt my old dentist’s fillings.

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Say what you will about decimals, but you have to admit they make a point.

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